You're so nebulous sometimes
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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