Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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