Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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