I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize