I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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