They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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