i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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