thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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