Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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