So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I enjoy the company of your penis
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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