i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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