yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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