I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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