i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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