I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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