My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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