BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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