doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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