My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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