My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
