Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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