She's JV to your varsity
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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