please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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