I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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