im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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