But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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