Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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