You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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