office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize