My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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