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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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