dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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