Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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