you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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