That's intense
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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