Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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