whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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