i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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