do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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