I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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