her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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