Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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