don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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