I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
