I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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