I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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