What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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