Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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