So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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