Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
