It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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