I need help removing her.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
handjob tips. give me some.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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