My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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