this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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