My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
