in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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