do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Randomize
